Wednesday, August 20, 2008
//A Chance Encounter...
I walk into the bar on a Sunday afternoon. The crowds, if they're going to come, are not here yet. It's just me, the bartender, me, and two guys shooting pool quietly together, down at the end of the bar. The bartender, a pretty girl, very thin, with long brown hair pulled into a high, tight ponytail nods to me and casually tosses a coaster up onto the bar for me. But I just smile back at her and go sit in a booth by myself. I take off my sunglasses and slip them into my lapel pocket and lay my folded newspaper on the table in front of me.
The bartender walks up to me, ready to serve, ready to chat.
"You're not going to make anything easy for me, are you?" she asks, referring to my chosen distance from the bar.
"Not yet, anyways. Maybe later," I say, and ship leans on the bar railing to my left, all smiles.
"So, what'll I get you?" she asks. Game for anything.
"Hmm, I'm not in the mood for a cocktail, just yet. And I don't drink beer. Why don't we go with an ice water for now and I'll order something stronger later," I look down at my newspaper, freeing her to go.
"Big guy like you doesn't drink beer? I've never heard of such a thing. How does that happen?" she asks, shifting her weight to get more comfortable.
"Dunno. Just did. I hate beer. Looks like piss. Smells like piss. I can't get over the idea that I'm just drinking piss. I don't drink or eat anything that I have to acclimate myself too. I prefer to let my first instincts on the matter, guide me. It's worked so far." I look over at her, but she's walking back to the bar.
"Well, it worked your way to an ice water," she says, her back to me, "Let me know how that turns out for you."
When she returns with the water, she asks if I want to start a tab or order some dinner. I tell her that I'll likely order dinner later. And yes, start a tab. I plan on being here for a while and tap my finger on the newspaper as evidence of my intention.
"Are you meeting someone here?" she asks. "Maybe I know them."
"You probably do," I tell her, "I'm here to meet an old college friend that I haven't seen for a while. You'll see."
"Well, let me know if you need anything," and she turns to leave once again. This time, I watch her walk. Long, thin legs that are the mark of a dancer or a gymnast. I observe the grace of movement as she ducks under the railing and back behind the bar and think, "Dancer. Someone used to be a dancer."
I go back to reading my paper as the two guys quietly play pool down at the end of the bar.
TO BE CONTINUED...
The bartender walks up to me, ready to serve, ready to chat.
"You're not going to make anything easy for me, are you?" she asks, referring to my chosen distance from the bar.
"Not yet, anyways. Maybe later," I say, and ship leans on the bar railing to my left, all smiles.
"So, what'll I get you?" she asks. Game for anything.
"Hmm, I'm not in the mood for a cocktail, just yet. And I don't drink beer. Why don't we go with an ice water for now and I'll order something stronger later," I look down at my newspaper, freeing her to go.
"Big guy like you doesn't drink beer? I've never heard of such a thing. How does that happen?" she asks, shifting her weight to get more comfortable.
"Dunno. Just did. I hate beer. Looks like piss. Smells like piss. I can't get over the idea that I'm just drinking piss. I don't drink or eat anything that I have to acclimate myself too. I prefer to let my first instincts on the matter, guide me. It's worked so far." I look over at her, but she's walking back to the bar.
"Well, it worked your way to an ice water," she says, her back to me, "Let me know how that turns out for you."
When she returns with the water, she asks if I want to start a tab or order some dinner. I tell her that I'll likely order dinner later. And yes, start a tab. I plan on being here for a while and tap my finger on the newspaper as evidence of my intention.
"Are you meeting someone here?" she asks. "Maybe I know them."
"You probably do," I tell her, "I'm here to meet an old college friend that I haven't seen for a while. You'll see."
"Well, let me know if you need anything," and she turns to leave once again. This time, I watch her walk. Long, thin legs that are the mark of a dancer or a gymnast. I observe the grace of movement as she ducks under the railing and back behind the bar and think, "Dancer. Someone used to be a dancer."
I go back to reading my paper as the two guys quietly play pool down at the end of the bar.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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5 comments:
Unless this story is going somewhere *really* unexpected, I'm not sure the term "slash fiction" means what you think it means.
Dear Eagle-Eyed Readers Everywhere,
Oh you caught that, did you?
In the interest of complete divergence, I explained in my first fictional post on my blog that I was mis-appropriating the term "slash-fiction" to describe the fictional entries on my blog.
I chose that term, because A.) I intended to use two slashes in the title of the piece to make them easily identifiable and B.) I intended for the entries to be short, quick and "to the point". Which is a chore for someone who enjoys writing as much as I do.
I HAD heard of Slash-Fiction before and understood that it was fan-made fiction about pop culture characters. And I thought that particular definition had enough wiggle-room that I could steal the term without too much confusion.
I HADN'T heard that Slash-Fiction is also typically homo-erotic between otherwise heterosexual characters. I have no problem with homosexuality (I work in the theater, for Godsakes. Every day is Gay Pride Week, here!) And while I have no problems with homosexuality or being associated with it, that's not the topic that I'm intending to discuss here.
So, I'll leave it to you, the reader. Forearmed now by my full disclosure, you can decide for yourself if my use of the term "Slash-Fiction" is acceptable or totally mis-leading. You can keep hanging onto the edge of your seat, waiting for a gay fantasia cock-fight to break out at any time, if you want to. If it enhances your reading experience, then I definitely encourage it.
But between you, me and the totally-straight fence-post, this isn't the most literal definition of Slash-Fiction and it also isn't intended to be.
Thanks for catching that, though.
Cheers,
Mr.B
It sprung to mind (so to speak) because I had just read this hilarious article on cracked.com.
I'll just keep waiting for the dudes playing pool to turn out to be Captain Kirk and Harry Potter, and then for everyone to get naked. On the pool table.
...
I've said too much.
Naaaaaaat,
SPOILER ALERT!
Yeesh!
Mr.B
ALSO BRUCE WILLIS WAS GAY THE ENTIRE TIME!
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